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| User: | millard (1454903)
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| Name: | Millard |
| Location: | Jackson, Mississippi, United States |
| Birthdate: | 03-14 |
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| millard | @ | livejournal.com (Jabber) |
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| Bio: | My name is Millard Fillmore. I live in a basement apartment behind Alafia package liquors in Jackson, Mississippi. I have a slight drink problem but I'm having counselling for it. I have a slight drug problem but I'm having counselling for that too. I experience occassional delusions but I'm on Haldol for them. I have a slight problem with obsessing with girls I meet on the internet; please mail me your picture and home address and we can discuss it further.
For those who say that I have trouble forming relationships, I have a tortoise called Persephone who I love very much. I've customized her so that I will never lose her; she has go-faster stripes and bull bars made from the wire off a champagne cork. I'm saving up for fog lights and a spoiler. I also have a gerbil named Gerbil. I used to have a pet trout called Samantha but she got fin rot and became very smelly, so my mother made her into a fish sandwich and fed her to a homeless woman called Ida. I also have a half-dozen dust bunnies, all of whom have first names and noble lineage.
If anyone out there has seen my trousers, please tell me where they are. I haven't seen them since New Year's Eve 1998.
My birthday is on March 14th. Please send me alcohol. |
| Interests: | 36: being in rehab, bonnets and bows, cocktails, confusing the gene pool, corpse disposal, drinking, fishsticks, gerbils, greased weasels, haldol, hallucinations, hallucinogens, hiding under the sink, horse liniment cocktails, imaginary jellyfish, jehovah's witnesses, library computers, looking for my pants, making friends, marmite sex aids, not bathing, not being in rehab, pets, seeing things, sniffing whiteout, social workers, squirrels of understanding, stalking people, the va center, time travel, tree frogs, trout with fin rot, turtles, ufos, vietnamese prostitutes, walking catfish |
| Schools: | None listed |
| Friends: |  | 18: | adaisy475, africanashes, danox, dibkins, eatmo, fordarkness, gossy, infinitecomplex, jc2004, lawboy, meadowgirl, morose_ernie, pathetical, primalfiire, stella2004, thebillies, travellingred, wurtle |
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| Friend of: | 16: adaisy475, danox, dibkins, eatmo, gossy, infinitecomplex, jc2004, lawboy, mad_jane, monsieur_weasel, morose_ernie, pathetical, primalfiire, stella2004, wurtle, yogi_two |
| Account type: | Basic Account |
